On behalf of dog owners everywhere, I want to apologize for the feces-filled plastic bags littering your digs. I’m hoping you can put all those 2,000 year-old dog turds to good use.
If you are also a farmer, I’m betting that manure (or holy shit as some of us like to call it) has been reassigned its rightful place as a natural resource.
Thanks for all you’re doing to restore the planet we fucked up. Here’s wishing you continued success in your work!
ps – Dear Person Who Left Their Poo Bag By a Tree: your karma is making your dog nervous.